Midwestern Mistress in Heat - Episode 6

I kicked the old man out, finally.

Yeah.

Well, it didn't seem fair.

You know, he couldn't cut it anymore.

I mean, he was too old for me.

I'm-- I have my sexual crime.

I need-- I need somebody really good to really take care of me.

And with him, it was just bad sex.

Well, it's about time, but what are you going to do now?

I was watching these porno movies the other night,

and I got this great idea from the old movies

that I would run an ad in the newspaper.

You know, the community college, just right down the street.

Well, I run this ad, looking for-- you know,

I've got the four bedrooms to rent out, rent the rooms out,

get the guys over here.

Guess what?

One by one, here they come.

It's absolutely wonderful.

Young studs from the college, oh.

Well, needless to say, I haven't rented the room yet.

Because after I-- after I--

I have sex with them, don't I-- don't I--

I'm so much interested in the room.

And then here comes another and another.

Now, what do you think of that idea?

Well, why not?

I think it's great.

I just don't have the nerve to do something like that.

You don't?

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