Maya Hills - Come in my Ass not in my Mouth

Just killing some crowd.

You was shaking, man.

You won't fucking believe what just happened to me.

Tell me.

I just hired this fucking hooker, dude.

No, dude, seriously.

I was out, had lunch at work today

and just had some drinks.

Next thing I know, this broad's like,

"You look like you're drowning in your sorrows or something."

So, yeah, dude, so she said, "Let's have a few drinks."

One thing led to another.

I got the fucking PSE.

Really?

Uh-huh.

I got the GFE.

I'm pretty sure I even got an HJ, a ZJ, a BJ,

and ABC to boot.

No way.

I hired the hottest,

the hottest fucking hooker I've ever had.

No way.

Yeah, top it all off, she fell in love with me.

I got her fucking number, dude.

No way, dude.

Yeah, you gotta try this shit out, dude.

What are you doing tomorrow?

I'm shooting.

I gotta shoot a scene tomorrow.

Blow it off, fuck it.

I can't blow that shit off.

You've blown other shit off before.

Don't fuck around, dude.

I got Sasha and P-Book.

They all freak the fuck out, dude.

Hey, fuck 'em, dude.

Dude, how many times have those cocksuckers jammed us?

How many?

Couple times, couple times.

Blow 'em out.

Fuck it.

All right, fuck it.

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