man brings flowers gets more then he bargains for

No, you're not.

Yeah, I sent you my pictures and everything.

You're the one that I've been talking to online.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

You sent me pictures and said you were in a famous band.

It's really me.

It's, you know.

No, it's not you.

I went through rehab and everything.

you fucking fake yourself, fucking bullshit.

Get the fuck out of here.

I'll show you my drumming skills, you'll believe me.

Watch, watch, watch.

Your drumming skills.

Yeah, they're like absolutely bodacious.

All right, let's see this bodacious drumming.

Yeah, so I'll give you some drumming lessons.

You gotta start out.

Oh my god dude, you are fucking ridiculous.

Seriously, you are fucking ridiculous dude.

Get the fuck out of here.

Take your fucking flowers and get the fuck out of my house.

I'm sick of this fucking bullshit dude.

I can't believe I fucking fell for this shit dude.

You're a different race, you're fucking not a drummer and you're not in a fucking band.

Basically everything I knew about you that you wrote is not fucking true.

So could you please leave my fucking house right now?

Just give me one more chance, please.

That's what you wanted me to do, because you're so hot.

What kind of chance do you want me to give you?

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