Lucy Love & Jasmine Webb in an MMFF scene

So here are my partner in crime today,

his dirty dog of course.

The Chuckle Brothers of porn, if you will.

And of course we have a nice,

beautiful ********** here today.

First time in front of the camera,

so we're going to put her through her paces.

But of course we need a bit of expertise

in the force of the beautiful,

the beautiful Dusky Maiden,

Bluebird's very own, Jasmine's only here!

Jasmine, come in!

Hello my darling!

Look at you, it's Jasmine everybody.

Thank you, bye.

Guys, I'm telling you.

and party and I do my whole drinking.

She was absolutely stunning, or is absolutely stunning.

Right, okay.

So, invited her over for a drink, you know,

told her to come over into my world.

So, you know, we got the champagne.

To the dark side.

Dark side.

See what I did there?

Good, that was a bit of a one.

Carried off, breezy stuff.

Yeah.

And she's here today?

She's here today.

You'll have to go easy on her now,

because she is only 22.

Her name's Lucy.

Hang on, let me just stop you right there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let me just stop you right there for a second.

Sorry, she's 22.

Right, okay.

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