Lovely chick with huge bombs sits on this long dong and lovin it

I was expecting a hello three hours ago.

Well, you know, we're really busy

and a lot of people want pizza, so.

Three hours ago I ordered that pizza.

Well, then you must be really hungry right now.

Yeah, you could say that.

You've waited three hours.

I'm sorry, though, I really do apologize.

I'll definitely give you five quid.

Five quid off?

Five quid off.

For a stone cold, freezing, fucking three hour late,

half eaten pizza.

Well, some of my girlfriends and I,

we were really hungry and I thought

if you were just one guy, that maybe you would.

Listen, I'm really sorry, but I can't lose this job.

And if you just, I'm really sorry.

Just if you, why not calling my manager?

Not calling your manager?

You've got me giving you--

I'm gonna be in trouble.

I'm just, please don't.

I'm just.

Well, how are you gonna make up for that?

Well, I have a few other assets

within the pizza that I can maybe.

Well, you better get those assets out

and let me have a fucking look.

And then I'll decide whether I'm gonna call your boss.

Please.

I just really can't use this at all.

You're going to have to do better than just flopping your tits in my face, aren't you?

There's a few other things I can do.

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