Life In Santa County - ep 52 - All Together Again by Foxie2K

Don't scare me, Iris. What's coming?

Well, I remember our last camping adventure didn't go so well for you, but I thought it would be great if we tried again and went camping together.

Camping? Did you say camping?

Please, don't answer right away. And I promise you, I will choose a B3 zone just for you.

Haha, that's really funny. If the teasing session is over, I'm leaving.

Stop, I'm serious. I just remembered what happened, that's all. It isn't the type of thing someone could easily forget.

I feel the pain of those damn B's every time I remember, Iris.

I know you don't like to talk about it, silly, but I have to ask.

Here we go.

For the B to sting you, your penis had to be on the outside of your pants, right?

Why doesn't anyone believe me? Couldn't it just have been an innocent thing? Like, couldn't I just have been peeing?

We could have believed it if the B hadn't stung you inside the tent. Facts.

Who told you I was inside the tent? Was it Lauren? She promised!

It's selfish to ask her to keep an image like that to herself. I can't imagine her shock.

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