Kung Fu Fighting

From the fainting to ascent And a kick in from the hip

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those **** were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening But they fought with different timing

There was funky Billy Kim And little Sammy Chong

He said, "Here comes the big boss Let's get it on with Kung Fu"

So my Hawaiian lady fan Started swinging with her hand

The motion made me skip Now we're into a brand new trick

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those **** were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening But they did it with different timing

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those **** were fast as lightning

In fact it was a little bit frightening But they did it with different timing

Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting!

Those **** were fast just like me!

In fact it was a little bit frightening!

But they fought with expert timing!

It's an ancient Chinese art

And everybody needs their part

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