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That's great! You've been wanting to for a long time.

Yeah, but I guess we're not as compatible as I thought we would be.

Why? What happened?

Well, everything was going great. I was laughing at all of his jokes.

It was totally cool between us.

Until we started making out.

Until you started making out? Why? Is he a bad kisser or something?

No, I thought he was a great kisser.

Okay, I'm not following here.

He said that I was a bad kisser. Can you believe that?

He said kissing was really important to him, and that he just didn't feel any chemistry when we were kissing.

Whoa, I've never heard a guy say that in my entire life.

Yeah, well, leave it to me to find one weirdo.

I mean, kissing is important, but...

Come on, I know a blow-off when I hear one. There's nothing wrong with the way I kiss.

Do you know that for a fact?

Um, yeah, I do. I mean, nobody's ever complained before, I'll tell you that much.

Okay, well, how do you kiss?

You want me to, like, describe it?

Okay, you're getting as weird with me as he is.

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