Kerrie-Lee Cowan oiled up & doing her thing

Like, don't you like oil?

Don't you like someone being naked?

I'm deliberately ruining the set to please you.

No one's pleasing me, though.

I'm not having sexual fun right now.

I'm trying to.

But I need you.

I need you to call me.

I need you to get through to me.

I need you to direct exactly how you want me right now.

I am your option number one.

Select option number one.

You're gonna come straight through to me, as I have nobody in my menu.

It's literally been like that all night.

It's been very quiet.

It's Wednesday night, don't forget.

So, it's one of those situations.

Isn't it?

Yeah.

I'm just gonna play with my little camera.

Yeah.

I can't play with him.

My friend behind me.

See you then.

I'm gonna sit here and I'm not gonna do anything.

I'm not gonna be told off anymore.

I'm gonna sit here. I'm not gonna move

because I have no one in the menu

so there's no point because you're not satisfying me.

I'm not satisfying you.

And basically, if you want to change,

tell me.

Option number one, come and direct

my every single move.

If not, I'll sit here

and I will have sex with the wall.

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