kelly nichols (formula 69)

Salesman for Maybee.

That should do it. How soon can you have them shipped to our central warehouse?

Well, I don't see why we couldn't have them there by this afternoon.

This afternoon? That's 50,000 cases, you realize.

We're quite aware of that, Mr. Squirepuss.

Oh, yes, there is one more thing before I conclude the deal.

What is that?

I've never sampled your perfume.

Would you like to?

Oh, yes, yes, I would like that.

One has to be certain, you know.

Well, just follow me, then, if you will.

Good. Quite.

The ***'s no good. There must be something here.

Oh, a prophylactic. It's worth a shot.

Well, as you know, the formula has a very sensual side effect.

Oh, yes, I've heard so much about that.

Just one whiff of this, and it'll make you feel like you're in a static heaven.

You fiendish Jew! You've offered your last whiff!

It's...

Get him off!

Get him off! Get him off!

Get him away! Get him away!

It turns them into kittens.

Oh, this is great.

But how did you survive? How did you stop being offended by the perfume?

Prophylactics, my dear. Prophylactics.

Hey, what about Agent 35?

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