Juicy Student Will Do Anything To Get A Good Grade

I have, yeah, I have five minutes, and I can talk about it.

Well, you're my student, aren't you?

Yeah.

But I don't remember you.

Yeah, I missed a bit.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I don't know how you talked about me.

Yeah.

Well, there's so much missing that I don't even know your name.

What's your name?

Betty.

Betty.

All right, let's think.

Okay, well, okay.

Look at my grades, can I get a high grade this year?

Okay, well, I see your grades are very low.

And a lot of times you cut class in my class.

Yes, there were circumstances.

Well, look, circumstances, not circumstances, I can't give you a high grade this semester, you know?

Yes, I understand, of course.

Maybe this is how you change your mind.

Betty, what are you doing?

Are you offering me a bribe?

Well, bribery is money, and I'm offering myself to you.

Do you agree or do you want to think?

I need to think a little bit, 'cause I've never been offered one.

I understand.

But I can help you make a little decision.

Mama!

It's too heavy.

COUGHS

It's too heavy.

It's too heavy.

It's too heavy.

It's too heavy.

It's too heavy.

It's too heavy.

It's too heavy.

GROANS

GROANS

GROANS

GROANS

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