Jerk How I Tell You with Countdown

I'm gonna give it a nice and hard for me.

Just grab it in your fist.

Yeah.

Pump it dry.

Always look tender.

Only if you've been compelled to be stroking all day long.

Ah, I guess I set you up in a machine that's automatically pumping your cock.

And love you too.

Especially, does your cock look a little more like this?

Than this?

Is it?

Is this more of a closer resemblance to your little cock?

Hmm.

Are you a two-fingered stroker?

No.

Very tightly. It has to be thin enough to catch under your cock head.

And tight enough. Don't be a pussy about it.

Tight, nice and tight.

Mmhmm.

Yeah. Let's give ourselves a fat mushroom head.

Now, while you stroke, hold this in your teeth.

And stretch.

Pull.

A couple other things I want you to do.

Most guys are very, very stiff and not flexible.

You want to be able to taste some cock, don't you?

Your income?

Don't you want to be able to taste your income directly from the source?

No?

Well, you'd do it to amuse me, wouldn't you?

Now you can always flip yourself back and come in your face.

That's easy.

Well, that requires a little practice, too.

You can practice that in the meantime.

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