It's not gay if I only cum on you...right?

I get that.

But it's just really fucking gay.

Like, what am I going to do?

Am I going to stick my cock in your mouth and fuck your warm, moist throat until I'm

ready to bust a nut in your mouth so you can savor the flavor?

Or what?

Am I going to bend you over and take your nice, tight, oiled up ass and make you my

bitch until I'm ready to pull out and cum in your mouth?

That's fucking gay, dude.

I'm not gay.

Not at all.

Not one bit.

Not a gay bone in my body.

No gayness.

Zero.

But now that I think about it, maybe if I were to, I don't know, play with myself, you

know, a little bit of masturbation, and you just, I don't know, happen to be there on

your knees, and my cum just happened to fly into your mouth, that wouldn't be gay.

Right?

Yeah.

No, that definitely wouldn't be gay.

Because there's no, none of my dick going into a nice, tight, wet orifice on your body,

so it can't be gay.

It's just, uh, homies helping homies.

Just bros doing bros stuff.

Nothing gay about it.

Yeah.

Fuck.

There.

Does that satisfy your desire?

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