Intimate Junctures - BSD

Oh, we do, we do.

that you were lucky to marry three hardworking bastards like us.

Yes, you're working, but not working to get hard.

Stephen, are you going to let your wife talk to me like that?

Beverly, would you please keep a civil tongue in my mouth?

point to reality.

little fantasy.

Okay, I use Gail. - Sure, use Carl. I've worn him out.

That stuff never wears out.

Please give my respects.

In Detroit, you're not allowed to fall ******.

In one town in Illinois, it's against the law for a 200-pound woman to wear shorts while riding a horse.

Well, in Wichita, it's against the law to carry a concealed bean snapper.

In Oxford, Ohio, it's against the law for a woman to undress in front of a photograph of a man.

In Iowa, Cedar Rapids, I believe, it's against the law to kiss a stranger.

Yeah, well, to take a bath in Boston, you must have a doctor's written prescription.

You can't show a film with a price fighter in it in Kansas.

Well, better swear out a warrant for Rocky.

Ah, you can't ride a camel down the main highways of Nevada.

In Hawaii, it's against the law to insert pennies in your ear.

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