Interview

I'm great.

Good.

Welcome to Amateur Teen Kingdom.

Oh, thank you.

We're stoked to have you here.

I've actually already seen you naked,

but everybody at home has not.

So, why don't you get naked for us

and show us that beautiful body of yours.

Sure.

How old are you?

22.

22.

And what are your measurements?

I have, let me think.

It's 33, 23, 33.

Here we go.

Nice.

And how tall are you?

And I am five feet tall.

Five foot tall.

What size shoe do you wear?

A size five and a half.

Teeny.

I fell in love, I got married,

I lived under a rock for a while,

and now I'm crawling back out from under this rock

and I'm ready to have some fun.

So, are you straight, gay, bi?

And I'm bi.

Bisexual, okay.

Do you like girls more than guys?

Guys more than girls?

It depends on the day.

It depends on the day, okay.

So, all right.

There's flavors of the week.

That'd be great.

Okay, so now you're out from under this rock

and you get to do whatever the hell you wanna do.

And you wanna explore your sexuality.

So, tell me a little bit about the first time

you had sex with a girl.

I'd say the first, yes.

I like to play.

You like to play, okay.

And have you ever had an orgy?

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