Interview.

Just in a good mood.

Are you?

Yeah.

You're very cute.

Oh, thank you.

What is your name?

Riley Reed.

Riley Reed?

Riley Reed.

That's a cute name.

Thank you.

And how old are you?

I'm 20 years old.

Uh-huh.

And what are you doing here?

I'm here for an interview.

Is this the right room for an interview?

Isn't that a Monty Python sketch?

I think it is.

I think so.

Anyway, could you stand up, please?

What?

You still look cute standing up.

Oh, awesome.

Can you turn around slowly?

Ooh, hold it right there.

You have a very nice ass.

Oh, thank you.

It's beautiful.

It's bubbly.

It is.

It is kind of bubbly, yeah.

Like perky, holding himself up.

It does.

Without any assistance from anybody else, unfortunately.

So, how tall are you?

I am, I like to say 5'4", but I'm like 5'3" and a half.

Uh-huh.

You don't want to guess around 5'4"?

No.

All right, lovely.

You can sit down again.

Thank you.

How are you all feeling?

Beautiful girls.

Blonde or red?

White?

Beautiful.

Latin?

Doesn't matter.

Red hair, blonde hair, curly hair, straight hair, short hair, long hair, blue eyes, green

You sound like a guy.

As long as she's beautiful.

Uh-huh.

Tan skin, fair skin, doesn't matter.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

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