Instead of a Date, I Came Home to Pretty Mary and Got Passionate Sex Right From the Doorstep
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Instead of a date, I came home to Pretty Mary and got passionate sex right from the doorstep
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What can you tell me about that?
What can I say?
Yes, very interesting.
Look, I messed up with my friends last night.
Mm-hmm.
And you know what they told me?
You know the nimrod?
I don't know.
What?
Something funny?
No, nothing's easy.
I know you fucked him!
What do you say?
Yeah, I fucked him, but it was for business, okay?
I got ********* it, actually, to pay for this commie fuck!
I can pay for it myself.
What did you tell me last month, huh?
That you don't have any money?
I did!
Remember when I **** "The New Day"?
I don't know.
Are you ******** me?
How are you ********?
I'm good.
You like it?
What, fucking a snowman?
You want me to have another drink?
What did you say again? Really?
I like fucking snow, okay?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'll split up with you.
Is it?
Yeah.
I can see in your eyes that you're full of shit.
Let's see.
And this is an ******* party, actually.
Look, he's smiling.
That dress was expensive.
I'll buy it.
I'll buy it.
What are you gonna buy?
Well, look how you'll buy it.
Let's go see.
Let's go.
Hi.
Put me in your mouth.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Mom!
Bitch.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You like it?
Very.
Everyone, forgive me.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Mom!
I'm sorry.
Mom!
What's up?
Nothing.
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