Impulse Buy Part 1 - Ryan Bones & Igor Romani

So, how you been?

Yeah, not too bad.

Yourself?

Can't take it anymore.

It's been fucking three weeks I'm not here.

I'm traveling everywhere.

It's, uh, I can't even get some *****.

Oh yeah, terrible life points, sir.

Yeah.

Well, it has its ups and downs, its pervs, but you know the bad thing is I don't get

to see your pretty face anymore.

Oh.

I'm not going to get to see your pretty face.

Why don't we grab a drink?

Yeah, let's go for it.

Mind if we pop in here, because I'm running low on supplies.

Of course.

Yeah?

Okay.

What are you looking for?

Like a... it says special lube.

You remember the brand?

I don't know. I'll know it when I see it.

Visual.

Well, why don't we ask the attendant?

The attendant.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

I don't know where the fuck he is.

Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

I'm so embarrassed.

There's nobody ever coming here.

Oh my god.

Are you Ryan Bones?

You're Ryan Bones, right?

Yeah.

Oh my god, I love you.

You what?

I'm such a fan of yours.

Yeah.

You're a newbie.

Well, only newbie.

I'm just gonna go look around.

Wow, I can't believe you're here.

I'm such a fan of yours.

Oh, that's nice.

Yeah, really.

You're so...

Can I have a selfie with you?

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