"If You Don't Get The Tat, I'll SUCK your DICK"
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Jayden Marcos follows the Bro Code almost religiously, and the Bro Code clearly states you can never let a bro get a tattoo of his girlfriend's name! So when Kyle Fletcher wants to.
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In the world of male friendships,
there's a certain set of rules that all men must follow.
These rules were made to strengthen the bond
between men and ensure that we succeed.
Through thick and thin, through ups and downs,
a bro can only truly be a bro
if he abides by these set of rules.
This is the Bro Code.
Are you guys even gonna get a tattoo?
Dude.
Uh, Al, what was that for?
I can't.
Look, I can't let you do this.
What?
The tattoo?
What's the big deal?
You have tattoos.
Yeah, I have tattoos, but this is completely different.
How so?
Okay.
You are going in specifically to get a tattoo
of your girlfriend's name on you.
I just, I...
I can't sit here, let you do it,
and walk away with a clean conscience.
Literally, what's the big deal?
Okay, well, let's see.
You barely know this girl,
and on top of that, you two have been dating for,
what, two months?
Two months and two days, thank you very much.
My fucking God, you and the days.
Bro, you are tripping.
I love her.
The fuck you do?
Do you even know her middle name?
Kylie?
Or...
Maybe it's Rebecca?
Or...
You just proved my point exactly.
You don't even know her yet.
Just because I don't know her middle name
doesn't mean I don't know her.
No, I'm pretty sure that quite literally means
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