I Miei Caldi Umori

Well, listen, you remember one time I told you about a castle, about an old aunt, about an a*****or?

Something I never thought I'd see.

I inherited it.

Did you get an ID, something official?

You're my lawyer, then I'll show you what I got, and then you'll advise me.

Of course, it's not that it drives me crazy, but it's just a big curiosity.

You know, I've heard so much about this distant relative of mine that I'm so anxious to leave.

I can't wait, believe me.

As far as I'm concerned, a visit to the castle can be easily arranged.

You have to be very careful though, you don't have to sign anything, okay?

Anything you need to show me first.

You know, you can't joke about this stuff. Sometimes it's not even worth inheriting.

Yes, please, whatever you say to me first, understand?

I understand perfectly.

Oh, and another thing, you told me the castle is inhabited by a cousin of yours from afar.

It'll give you battle, but don't worry, I'll be there to fix it, okay?

Please, Moana, no initiative.

Okay.

When are you going to leave?

I know, curious as you are, I'd like to be there already.

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