I Found Out Your Homosexual Fantasies by Lou Nesbit, Lia Louise

and quickly discover certain things you've been looking for.

You don't have to blush. Why don't you wait and see what I have to say?

You know, I saw you had videos on your feed there.

Videos where men blow other men's heads in.

Where men get fucked by other guys

And in which men simply let themselves be taken by other male beings

And you know what, you might think that makes me angry or jealous, but no.

I thought it was pretty cool. In fact, I found it quite exciting.

And I was thinking, even though I'm not in these videos as a woman,

Maybe we could do something about it, I say, rewrite it.

What do you say I invite a guy?

Yeah, like the guy who lives downstairs. I think that's a pretty good guy.

And you know, he's gay. Oh, he's gay, I can tell.

I can see things like that, maybe you can't, but I can.

Do you know how he looks at you?

You think I haven't noticed that?

And you know what, I want us to invite this guy over.

And then I'd like to give some instructions.

You know how wet that made me in my panties,

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