I can tell you have a small dick SPH
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I can tell just by the way you look that you have a small penis. I am right, arent I? I fucking know it. You have a tiny little pecker and nothing will ever change it.
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Oh, look at you. You're one of those little tiny dick motherfuckers, aren't you?
It's so cute! It's so little! I've never even seen anything like it. Is that a penis?
Oh my God, it is. I thought it maybe was like a big mole or something.
I mean, I have to look really, really close for that thing. It's so tiny.
Oh boy, I mean, have you even had sex before? God, that thing is like this fucking big.
I mean, you must be a virgin still because I don't know anyone that's going to fuck that.
Or, so after you take it out of the pants, the girl probably thinks you're like a hermaphrodite.
And you, that's a vagina. That looks like a fucking clit.
Oh my God, look at that tiny little thing.
Oh, look at that. Wait, I can't even see it. Does anybody have a magnifying glass?
Oh, you know what? I get it now. That's what they call a rice stick, don't they? Right? Yeah?
You do realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
Hey, you little piece of shit. Look at that tiny little fucking dick.
That's got to be so embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for you. Oh my gosh, that has got to be the smallest dick ever.
And don't be coming near me with that bloody thing because, oh my gosh, that might even bloody tickle me.
In your balls? I can't even go there. What the fuck are those?
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