How To Win An Election by Bangie
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Mia Smiles
Published by Bangkok_us
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Back y'all, back!
What is that?
What are you selling?
I'm not selling anything, sir.
Well, what do you want?
Well, my name is Julie Jules,
and I've been going through the neighborhood
trying to solicit support for Senate candidate
Myers-Banket, and I was wondering,
are you a registered voter?
I'm registered, but not with your party.
I see.
Well, is there anything we can do to change your mind?
Not really. I'm pretty set in my ways.
Well, would you mind if I asked you a few questions
anyway?
Sure, I've got a few minutes, I suppose.
What do you want to ask me?
Well, you know, actually, I'm really tired of all this campaigning stuff and
sometimes I think no matter who you vote for, you get fucked over in the end anyways.
And I don't think my candidate's really any different.
Wow, I admire your honesty.
Well, to tell you the truth, I don't care if you're a ****** or an elephant.
Just as long as you have a cock like that.
Well, I've been told that runs like a horse, so I guess I'm an independent.
Mm-hmm.
I like the taste of my coffee.
Oh wow.
Yes, give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
Ah, yes.
Oh, I'll stick 'em in.
Fuck me.
deeper deeper give it to me make me come now
Take that cock out, stick it back in.
Give me a tight little cunt.
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