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Hello everybody, this is Vicky from The Russian Tickler and I'm back with a new video this week.

How to detect the micropenis. Sadly I have some experience with that.

So, people with micropenises fall into two categories.

First category you have the romantic, I'm gonna be your friend, I'm gonna earn your trust, I'm gonna make you like me before I show you my micropenis.

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This is weird.

The first category of micropenises, as I said, are the romantic guys, I'm gonna make you try to make you fall in love with them before flashing their micropenis to you.

And this works out of experience because they're trying to make you have an emotional connection with them first

and in hope that when you kinda see their micropenis you're not gonna run away like the rest of the bunch did.

And this comes down to story time because I, for once, had been with a guy that had a micropenis.

We were hanging out for a couple weeks, he was supposed to be my friend.

He was a nice guy, he wasn't really my type, he was not my type, let's just say this.

Like I'm really tall and he was really short and you know what I mean.

We hang out for a couple weeks, we go out for drinks.

And me being the ***** ass that I am, I have a couple of drinks and flirting with another and we end up making out and having too much fun.

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