Hit that Camel Toe By CaptainSlantedDick
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Kelly ran one of the most explosive offenses in pro football history and had the time of his life.
I just always remember how much fun it was to be excited, to run and shoot.
Best quarterback of the year set there was Moppy, and here's Joe Kelly.
The league MVP in '84, Kelly threw for 44 TDs and more than 5,2******ds, and he made the Astrodome the place to be.
So much so that it became the spark for "Tie the Knot" in Houston, the wedding performed by the grill master himself, George Foreman.
It couldn't happen except in the USFL.
Think of the things that were developed in the United States football scene.
Two-point after touchdown.
The two-pointer didn't exist in the NFL back then, but this desperation heave by Alan Risher might have convinced him otherwise.
Wade created the S.O. League buddy.
This almost was like against the officials.
You don't trust them?
No, it wasn't that. It was the fact that we had an idea that we could get this thing right.
Radical. Why, man? What's this all about?
Oh, you're cheapening the product.
The red flag is thrown on the field and you have had a challenge.
Now, the television replay is being studied by a review official.
Chet Simmons and I talked about, "Well, is that going to look goofy throwing a red flag out on the field?"
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