Hey Everyone! Sorry We Have Been Mostly Silent This Week, a Lot of Personal Stuff Is Happening Right Now. but Found Some Time to

This thing is annoying, I love it.

But it brings a lot of joy.

These are bigger.

But they're not.

And this?

But it's more fun.

An aesthetic joy?

No, not physically.

Oh, my gosh!

Are you okay in there? Yeah.

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Google, take the battery down to 50%.

Meow!

I didn't even hit you.

And he didn't even slap me.

A bump.

Oh, yeah?

What's that?

Lick the drum.

A bump is not a bump.

It's a butt.

I said lick, not shove.

It makes a difference, right?

I see.

Sneaky!

Work?

******.

My sister-in-law.

Sloth.

Sloth.

Don't shoot her.

Oh, yeah?

Take it off, I think.

Why?

You?

What do you want?

Get some lube.

Meow.

No, wait.

Ahem.

You're standing.

Bastard!

Ahem.

docking complete.

Eh?

docking complete.

Eh?

It's worth docking.

Me?

Weenie?

Weenie.

Weenie?

What kind of sausage are you?

Shame on you.

But I love you.

At least that's it.

Oh, yeah?

I love you.

Shame on you.

Aren't you ashamed?

I wanted a sausage.

Aren't you ashamed?

No, no.

I've been throwing it all day.

You were really hoping for sex tonight.

I could feel it.

Yeah.

And today, you didn't expect.

You said you weren't coming out today.

You're the one who suggested it to me today. Go.

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