Girth Brooks and Sebastian Keys

These are ways to lose your competitive edge

in the middle of a competition.

They're really just magazines, coach.

No, they're not.

You can't be, what are you jerking off?

Yeah, of course I jerk off.

You know we can't be jerking off.

You need to keep your competitive edge 100% all the time.

I'm always at 100%.

I just fucking jacked off this morning.

I bet I could beat you right now.

You could not beat me right now.

Of course I could.

You definitely could not.

Not looking at these fucking smart magazines.

I bet I could right here, right now.

Right here, right now.

Let's go. - Let's go.

I've seen you weeks ago.

Don't get off your back, big boy.

What?

I see you're weak.

Weak.

while I'm here you might as well help me out.

Help you out?

Yeah, you know.

What do you mean?

I'll show you what I mean.

I'll help you out.

Of course.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Down here a little bit?

Fuck yeah.

See, you didn't need those fucking nudie magazines.

Huh?

You didn't need those nudie magazines.

Guess not, coach.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, you like that coach?

Fuck yeah.

Good little weakling.

I'll show you another couple moves.

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