Genital Hospital (1987, US, Buffy Davis, edited version, HD)
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A parody of the long-running daytime soap, featuring Buffy Davis. Directed by Bianchini Floriani.
Published by sound67
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Gentlemen, ladies, as president of WHAC, I suppose you expect congratulations on our
being the number one X-rated network in the United States.
You know, a full 75% of the top-rated programs on the tube this year originate on this network.
Now I should be happy.
I should be content.
I should take a vacation and get a tan.
But I am not happy, and I am not content, and I can't rest.
And I refuse to take a vacation and get a goddamn tan like a honky faggot in the marina.
Never.
Not while there's a single program not number one on WHAC in its time slot.
Never.
And now, here we are in the red.
And what do I see here?
And here?
And here?
What are these?
Losers.
Schmuck-outs.
Lamps. - Less than best.
Wasters.
Is that what we want on WHAZ?
No, Mr. Blossoman.
I know.
You're proud men and women.
You work damn hard.
You know, your little whorehouse on the prairie
won an hour on Monday night
that no one's been ever to capture before.
And Tuesday night, the mating game,
just sensational.
Genitals prefer blondes
won an award for the highest rated movie made for TV this season.
We can be proud of these things, yes.
But until we're number one across the board,
you ****ers better get your asses in gear.
Ya dig?
Yes, Mr. Blossoman.
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