Everyone is going to know how pathetic you really are

It's 2011, maybe you should upgrade.

Just saying.

Four eyes, you know they make surgery for that.

Yeah.

At least contacts.

Some things, those are not a good look.

Such a nerd.

But you're probably not even really a nerd, because nerd would mean that you're like smart.

Well yeah, so you're just dumb and ugly.

Dumb and ugly, that's a great way of putting it.

That really sucks for you.

That does suck.

I don't know how you even got that one.

I know.

So bad for your parents.

Do you just eat like 15 cheeseburgers a day?

Ew.

And two boxes of soda?

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

I'll mold you to be a cheeseburger.

And you're going to be my slave.

Of course you're going to have to wear a collar for me.

And I'll walk you around in a leash.

That's a good boy.

Bark at me.

Woof!

Is that how you're supposed to bark?

Woof!

To take a little bit of the pressure off your carotid arteries.

I don't want to crush your trachea.

But I definitely want to see your head turn.

Almost as red as this pillow.

I want you to hold that in your teeth.

Deep into his prostate.

Hold this.

Hold this in your teeth. Tight!

I'll probably put your face like right here.

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