Enjoying Some Mail Ordered Dick
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So Thad Maxxx and I thought it would be fun if we did some kind of food delivery bit for the theme of the video. How much longer do I need to type out the description out for, no more please.
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Hey yo, bitch, your dick dash is here.
Yo, like, finally you're here. I ordered that literally last night.
Like, how many hours has it been? It's daytime.
Yeah, but you know our saying shit. We'll get there.
The next day?
We got-- Hey, I'm here!
I mean, it's better late than ever, like--
Hey, we get there.
We don't get there when you ask for us, we get there when you need it.
Do you feel like you need it right now?
Or what you got going on right now down here?
What is this?
Yeah, see? You need it now, don't you?
It's not when you want it, bitch, it's when you need it.
Whatever.
Yeah, you need it, right?
I guess I do. I guess I do.
Yeah, there you go. Get you some dick dash.
Like you need it.
Yeah, let's see.
Oh my god, this tripod's so long.
Alright.
Look up, yeah, look up, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
You need that down your throat, get it?
24-hour guarantee to wax that ass over here.
What?
Get your ass out.
Get up.
Get your head up, Ashley.
Yeah, give me that shit.
Look at this shit, y'all.
Oh
You can wipe on the skirt.
I'm not going to be wearing it later today.
Oh, fuck.
Oh yeah.
I feel like a good dad right now.
Fuck.
Oh yeah.
Mm.
Mmhmm.
Big Nash, Nash, fuck.
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