Do you think I can be a model

No, you don't understand. See, in the past three weeks, I've been to 40 different modeling agencies.

They all said the same thing. You've got to be at least 5'7" to be a model. I'm barely over 4'7".

I'm never going to grow a whole other foot. So, I'll never be a model.

Hey, can I have another martini? You know, I might be able to help you out. Really?

There's a friend of mine who's a movie star. She's a customer here, and she's looking for a personal assistant.

I think she'd really like you. You think so? It's not the same as modeling, but it is show business. Sort of.

You are the sweetest man. Don't thank me yet. You haven't even got the job.

Oh, that's not for trying to get me a job. That's just for being so sweet.

I think you've had too many martinis. I'm not *****. I'm a grown-up woman.

...