Compilation video of a big Johnson bulge while driving
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Watch #MisterDickPants drive his pickup truck with his shaft bulging his pants and boxer briefs. Admire his long, heavy, thick, and meaty man sword lift and tent his pants
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Hello, ladies.
more pleasing to the eye I would say and it also demands respect is how I see it.
It demands respect, like the penis itself or it makes you, do you
respect a man with a big penis more? Yes I do, I don't know it's just my cave
woman instinct it's like okay okay. So either you have the big D or a big car.
That definitely helps you know when you have a small D you gotta make it up.
Wow. And you know what there is this phenomenon with guys with big veneer and
teeny tiny dog and it's like such a funny thing and then they always tell me
like I have a big D so I can have a tiny dog. I always feel like that's just like
guys who have inherited the tiny dog from like an ex-girlfriend or something.
Big dick. And what else? That's it. That's it. So does that mean that any guy out here who thinks
hey I got one of those has a chance? Yep.
Hey, what's going on, man?
It's your boy Lil Dicky, a.k.a.
Mr. Leftward Sloping Penis.
I got a story for y'all, man.
Peepers.
Yes, sir.
All right, let's go.
♪ Now I've been dating this girl named Katie ♪
♪ She hot as hell ♪
♪ And her body crazy vagina shaven ♪
♪ And it don't smell and I don't fall for chickens ♪
♪ But this one a little different by the statement ♪
♪ Plus she really good at making bread and chicken ♪
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