Colin o'neil fucks a cop

Great.

Nice to meet you.

Same here.

We just came up from LA.

Warm up.

Oh, man parts.

We're pretty low key around here compared to that neck of the woods.

I'd assume you'd be just fine.

Perfect.

That's mine.

Catch you later.

Take it easy.

Hello. Morning, sir. What can I do for you?

You called about somebody being in your backyard?

Yeah, there was somebody looking through the window, but they've run off now.

Looking through the window, huh? Yeah.

Which window?

Um, the bathroom window.

Um, I was shaving.

Tell me again exactly what happened?

Well, I was in the bathroom shaving, and all of a sudden, this guy, I see him outside,

and he comes up to the window.

And then he just ran off.

And that's when I called you guys.

Is everything okay inside?

Sure.

You were in the bathroom, was that right?

Yeah.

Maybe I should take a look.

Alright.

You don't mind?

Not at all.

Show me what happened.

Where were you standing? Here?

Yeah.

Facing the mirror?

Yeah.

You could see from the window?

Yeah, I think so.

Were you doing this?

Yeah, I think I was.

You were doing it for him?

Were you doing it so he could watch?

Yeah.

You wanna do it for me?

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