Classic 1074 - Lickity Split part 3

Bullshit.

God damn it, I'm 22. Here, I'll prove it.

couple of days which made me horny, but I wouldn't let him touch me.

Well, I take back everything I said.

If you want to be a *********, you just might make it.

This looks like Philadelphia. I guess we better get them out of the back. I gotta catch the bus back to base.

I guess this is goodbye, Laurie.

If you ever hit New York, look me up.

Now how the hell would I find you? Besides, I could never afford an expensive coal girl like you on a soldier's pay.

Hell, I wouldn't charge an old friend. Besides, I like you.

I like you too, Laurie.

Good luck, soldier.