Cindy Crawford-Elastic Assholes

Mm-hmm.

Why is that?

Why wear clothes?

I like your attitude, that's why.

You can already tell that I'm horny,

so why should I put clothes on?

That's just ridiculous.

Just one more load washer that I have to do

when I get home.

One more load?

You're gonna get two of them.

Where are you gonna put 'em?

Where would you like them?

Where would you like them?

Yeah, I'm an equal opportunity load employer.

Well, let's see.

Well, obviously one in my face and mouth,

but that's overdone, so I don't wanna do it twice.

So, where would you like to go?

Oh, I mean, there's multiple spots I'd love to come,

but this man right here, he's writing my checks,

so he ultimately has the decision.

Well, you never know.

I'm in a cooperative giving mood myself today.

Wait a minute, Eberhard, let's,

hey, Cindy.

Yeah?

Turn around, show me your ass, would ya?

You wanna pop in that asshole, Stevo?

Spread it again.

What are you doing with your cock out, Rudy?

Um, because you're naked, so I figured I should join.

You know, can't be doing anything naked.

Right?

Great philosophy.

See? And he's thinking the same philosophy I am.

Great philosophy, yeah.

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