Christy Mack dresses up for Halloween then plays with
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Christy Mack dresses up for Halloween then plays with herself
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Hello.
Hi.
I really like your house.
My what?
Your house.
My house?
Is this your bedroom?
This is exactly where I would live.
Yeah?
Big pink palace.
Look at you, you're dressed so colorful today.
What's the occasion?
All yellow.
Halloween!
Halloween?
Halloween's coming.
I thought Max Harcourt was coming over so you dressed yellow for him.
No. Not so much.
I guess not.
You see the eye switch?
Yeah, I know.
You give us the people's eyebrow.
The brow.
The brow.
Yeah.
So Halloween's here.
Yes.
And you're dressed for Halloween?
I mean, I'm kind of just dressed like a colorful slut.
A colorful slut?
Which is what most people go as for Halloween.
I know. Isn't it weird? Like civilians, they go dress sluttier than porn chicks.
They really do.
Yeah.
I mean, I see people and I'm like, "I would never wear that."
That's just too much.
Which is really bad when someone like me says something like that.
Oh, shit.
You know you fucked up.
Mm-hmm.
You little whore.
I know they all dress like Playboy bunnies.
Really, really ugly Playboy bunnies.
Kind of fat ones too.
Shh. That's not nice.
I don't care.
It is what it is.
They're instead of Playboy bunnies, they're Playboy guinea pigs.
Or hamsters.
Playboy hamsters.
Playboy hamsters.
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