Cheating on My Wife with Her Friend Ended up with an Accidental Creampie

Can you turn around, please?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I can get a tan.

Sure.

Where do you want it?

On your back.

A little.

Okay.

And the front, too?

Why?

I'm kidding, don't worry.

I'm so tanned.

Yeah.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Then we'll settle up.

What are you insinuating?

Just business.

Quid pro quo.

All right?

Mm-hmm.

Not for justice.

I like that.

We're not talking about anything ******* right now.

No, no, no.

My girlfriend's not home right now.

Anyway, I can't do business with you.

That's it.

What are you doing?

Set up justice.

You're one.

I got it.

Oh, I want you.

I want you.

Oh, yeah.

Here's a wet blanket.

I won't tell. - Yeah.

Baby. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Me neither.

Oh, my God.

Oh, man.

Oh, man, I think I came right into you.

You're not doing any research?

I've never done that with a girl.

I've never even had one. - Holy shit.

Oh, shit, I finished you.

Oh, my God.

I hope nobody heard us.