Cathy Heaven, Jasmine Jae, Leigh Darby, Ryan Ryder, Ian Scot

The guy is too dumb.

He wants the cards.

I don't make them, I never keep them.

Last year I tried to keep them.

So, girls, you having a nice time?

No, we want to play a game.

It's just tricky because you leave us here alone.

We're waiting for the guests, but look, Ian and I have a very nice idea for a game.

Yeah.

Seeing as it's New Years, we have a great game.

I think it would be fun. Would you like to play?

I think it would be fun.

We're just going to get ***** and abuse ourselves if you don't entertain us.

Okay, well I'll tell you the game. It's a real fun game.

So, this game is called 'Low-Carbon Losies'.

Okay.

Should I like my card win?

Yeah, but the ten of the opposite.

No, trust me, it's really fun.

So we're only going to have losers, not winners.

Yes, we're going to lose, but only the girls play this game.

So what I do is I deal one, two, three cards, okay?

Now, girls, turn your cards over.

Lee, ten, Jasmine, eight, Cathy, two with the low card.

So you lose this round, Cathy.

So what do I lose?

So all you have to do now is just take off a little bit of your clothes.

This is just a porn scam, thank you.

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