Cane Supported Reading Assignment

It's stupid.

It's stupid, huh?

I didn't even know this.

I'm stupid.

Regardless of whether or not you think it's stupid,

it is still your reading assignment.

No, I'm not doing it.

Well, you know what?

I think I have a cure for that attitude.

Get up.

I want you to bend over the desk and open your book

to where you're supposed to be.

Put your skirt up.

Panties down.

You know, that kind of attitude is going to get you nowhere.

You realize that?

Why did civilizations begin so much later in the New World

than in the Old One?

Evidently because man was a late comer to the New World.

He came before boats were invented,

which implies that he came dry, shot over the Bering Strait

when they formed a broad land bridge during the--

Now, do you think it would have been easier

to just do your assignment?

Keep reading.

Evidence points to two possible times

when men might have wandered from the easternmost

promontories of the world beyond Siberia

to the rocky waters of western Alaska and the--

Now, do you think that you would like

to do your reading assignment?

Are you sure?

Yes, I very much want to do my reading assignment.

Sit back down.

I didn't tell you to pull your panties up.

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