Bitch lures a straight dude into a van to bang a homo jock

Hey, you like pussy?

Yeah?

Alright, good.

Alright, so anyways.

At least set me up with somebody cute.

Well, that's plan B. That's backup.

Plan B?

Is it in a box?

There you go.

Alright, good.

Ah, you're here.

Good, man.

I thought you were going to run off on me.

Yeah, he was going to hook me up.

You're going to hook me up with that other guy?

Yeah, thanks.

Oh my god.

Any plans for lunch?

********* way.

So go ahead, let him have a seat right there.

Just go sit up there.

So what's up?

Alright.

So we're just going to drive around, just so we don't get a ticket or nothing.

You know what I mean?

We can't stop here.

So you have fun at the beach?

Yeah, it's good out there today.

Yeah?

Yeah.

It's nice when it's overcast.

So look, he only promised me 20 minutes, man, so we've got to make this quick.

So I don't know what you've got planned.

Alright, make it 20 minutes.

So, yeah, how crazy are you, man?

What's the craziest thing you've done?

Oh, fuck.

You do anything crazy?

Uh, craziest shit?

Yeah, skydive or?

No, I've been skydiving a couple times.

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