Bimbos In Troubles

Get my set lit.

And you! You fucking dweeb! What's the camera doing here?

I want you over here and I want you off the sticks!

Understand?

And where are these two fucking bimbos Jim South talked me into hiring?

Is this the set we're supposed to throw lines on, Debbie?

I think so, honey.

It says right here in my script that we play two roommates who are sharing a bathroom as we get ready for a date.

Well, there's no bed here.

What are we supposed to do our sex scene on?

Brain surgeons.

You're gonna start out over here by the counter, by the sink, okay?

And then we're gonna use the whole area.

Ha! You've got to be joking!

I'm the director.

I never joke!

I never even joke when I'm making a comedy, okay?

Now just take our places over here.

Where do you want me, sir?

You just bathe.

In my toilet tub?

Yes, you're two roommates, you're drying off, she's putting on her makeup,

primping herself in the mirror, okay?

And you'll just do what comes natural.

You'll do what any two...

This sink bounces.

Never mind the sink bouncing. This is a set, dearie, okay?

Now, I want you to just do what comes naturally.

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