BEN DOVER: Bonking Barmaids - Chapter #01

Right.

What can I get you?

Um, I don't know. Let's go a bit mad. Have you got any champagne?

Hang on, I think I have, actually. I'm sorry, I'm just stocking up.

So, it won't be a second. Let me just run out to the back.

Nice cold bottle, yeah? Yeah, why not?

Bit of champagne, put it on expenses. Pretend we're MPs.

So, anyway, right, so, tomorrow, um, not a particularly early start, right?

Afternoon, that's all we've got to do.

And, er, it should be good, yeah.

Bit empty in here, isn't it?

I'll say about that.

Bit empty in here, isn't it?

Oh, I know, it's terrible. The football's on. Always like there's been a football.

Ah, well, the other ***** at Shanks football.

Well, probably, actually. You've come to the right place, anyway.

Yeah, well, obviously.

I like it.

Do you normally dress like that when you work in the other bar?

Actually, well, it's not as it seems, actually.

I'm expecting someone else, so I'm quite surprised you've walked in.

Hello.

Basically, it's my partner, my boyfriend.

I don't know what it is at the moment.

I'll tell you what, here's an idea.

Tell us about your boyfriend.

You're a woman, you can multitask.

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