Being a Dick - First day of College - Part 2

I just want you to know that it's okay to say no son. Do you mean to say no to drinking *******?

Well, you're a grown man now. ******* won't kill you. Unless you overdo it of course.

But it's not just **********.

I want you to be safe son. Don't worry dad. I don't have any interest in doing *****.

I'm going to college to educate myself. Also, I know that I haven't really talked to you about the birds and the bees yet.

You don't have to dad. I'm well aware of how that works.

Please know that there's no shame in putting on a condom.

I know dad.

Hey, I know that your date didn't go as you'd hoped. But chin up. Heartbreak is a natural thing.

Here we are.

Bergmeister and Royce.

It sounds so fancy.

It's not that big of a college dad.

Ah, an elitist college then.

Take care son.

Don't forget to call.

Thanks dad. I won't forget.

Come, give your old man a hug.

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