before i get you a new daddy

That's it. Don't be shy.

You know, before a lady goes on a date,

she really should take care of herself

so that she doesn't appear to be too eager

for sex.

Nothing will spoil a first date like

me jumping his bones.

So why don't you watch?

You know it turns me on

when you watch me put fingers inside of myself.

Oh, I'm going to have a good date.

Oh, who am I kidding?

This isn't going to get the job done.

I don't have this kind of time.

I know what's going to get mommy off.

You stand there and watch.

This mommy has an orgasm.

She can go out.

I'm going to go get my phone.

Oh, I still don't like the real thing, but it's close.

Oh, yeah.

Mmm.

Oh.

Don't go anywhere, you stay right there.

I'm even more wound up. It didn't help.

It just made me more worked up.

And now look what I've done to you.

Completely worked you up.

Well, I suppose that...

...weighing on me wouldn't be that bad.

Make sure that I don't leave you.

You've been such a good boy, giving mommy an audience.

Why don't you let me just take care of you now?

You're always such a good boy.

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