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So, how are things going for you at big and Blackmore University

That's why you want to come in and talk to me today you wanted to make sure that

Your journey as a white boy here at big and Blackmore University is

Progressing in a

natural and

normal fashion

my new Caucasian freshmen boys

Always have the same questions and I can tell you that anything that you have to tell me is

Perfectly normal. So why don't you go ahead and

Divulge what brings you to me here today?

Okay, so you're living on campus your roommate is

Deshante the

Quarterback on our football team, right? Yes. He's a very

very

strapping muscular

Super athletic young man. We're very very lucky to have him here on campus

So how are things going?

with

Deshante as your roommate

You've got a concern, okay

Go ahead. I mean whatever you have to say doesn't leave

these office walls

so your

Secrets are safe with me

Wow

Well, you said a mouthful, didn't you?

You're concerned

from certain activities that have been happening in your dormitory room if

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