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Nice to see you.

Nice to see you too.

Do you want something to drink Jamie?

Yeah, sure, but I can't stay long. I'm taking the trolley.

What happened to your car?

My car is fucking broken.

That's right, the parking meter lady.

Well, you should crash here tonight and I'll just take you home on my way to work tomorrow.

Alright, cool.

Oh, I forgot, I have a friend in town.

We should definitely meet him.

Hmm.

So what have you been up to? I haven't seen you in so long.

Well, I had the day off today, so I dropped my car off at the body shop, hung out downtown, and checked out some clothes.

Wait, the body shop? Why the body shop? What happened?

Yeah, didn't you...

Don't you know how to drive?

Yeah, didn't you hear about parking meter lady?

Who?

Parking meter lady.

What happened?

Okay, so this bitch backed over a parking meter and then crashed in front of my car.

Holy crap!

I know.

So you saw this happen?

I did, when we were right across the street.

Did you at least get the change from the meter and stuff to bust open or anything?

There's your deductible, eh?

Good luck with that, dude. I mean, at least you were there to see it happen, right?

Yeah, for real. I don't know. I just hope it all gets figured out.

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