Bai Ling, Corrin Evans, Maddie Mcguire & Stefanie Peti nude

She's not my wife.

She is my...

She's my secretary.

She works for me.

I don't like to mix business with pleasure.

Unless pleasure is your business.

A...

R...

B...

O...

N.

Garvan!

Who the heck's a Garvan?

You know, this thing usually works.

Told me when my high school boyfriend was gonna die.

Honey, you drink?

Oh, yes, please. A Diet Coke with just a little bit of ice and a FlexiStraw.

I don't want to mess up my lipstick.

You? And a straw?

What do I look like, Denny?

Who's Denny?

No straw.

Big mister?

Huh?

Ah, coffee, black.

Hello, Veronica. I'm Father Romero.

Pleasure to meet you, Father Romero.

I know all about you guys.

You do?

Mm-hmm. I'm a fallen Catholic myself, so I know how it all works.

I do something bad, I go to confession,

they tell me to put money in the basket and say some prayers,

and then I don't go to hell.

That's some racket, huh?

I bet hell is a ton of fun.

It's probably where all the cool people go.

I mean, who really wants to go to heaven with a bunch of blue-haired bingo players

and boring guys like you?

No offense, Father.

Oh, don't take it.

Just remember to keep a soft place in your heart for the Almighty.

...