Asian Chick punished in the ass for stealing

For what?

Section 328 of the California Code, stealing a urinal.

Stealing a urinal?

Yeah, sorry, but I...

I was not stealing a urinal.

What do you call it?

All right, come on.

Now under Section 54 of the California Penal Code, whenever you find somebody stealing

a urinal, it's very imperatively stated.

You're going to have to do a search.

Okay.

So it'll only take a minute.

Nothing seems to be there.

What are you looking for up my ass?

Just making sure there's no contraband, ma'am.

Would I have a pen in there?

You never know, ma'am. This is L.A.

That seems to be in order.

But...

Oh, nice tat.

Hey, turn around, ma'am.

Gotta check the front, make sure everything's in order.

You seem to be enjoying this a little too much.

He's on my butt.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hang on.

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Let's see this.

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Hey, bedtime?

Yeah.

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You want to put it on my butt?

Oh yeah?

Oh yeah?