Ariel Daye gets pounded by her date

Yes, hello, you're on the air.

Am I on the air?

Yes, buddy, what can I help you with?

Hello?

Hello, what can I help you with, please?

I was wondering if you could give me some advice.

Well, the pop psychologist is on a drive time, buddy.

This is sexual advice I need.

Yeah, by the sound of your voice, I can tell you need a lot of advice.

Excuse me? I didn't catch that.

Forget it. So, uh, advice? What can I help you with?

Well, there's this girl I'm really interested in. I don't know how to go about seducing her.

Uh-huh. Does she even know you like her?

Not really.

What does that mean?

We work in the same library. And the other day I sent her flowers.

And what was her reaction?

I think she liked them.

Well, that was nice. And, uh, you sent a note, right?

Absolutely.

And how did you sign the note?

Sign it?

So she doesn't have a clue that, you know, that you sent them.

I guess not.

All right, buddy, this is what you do.

First, you let her know that you're alive. You know, you call her, right?

And then you invite her over for a nice glass of wine by candlelight.

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