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This Safe for work Duck Pants Original features multiple pictures and videos of the grinding gyrations of the massive bulge pushing the large lump for all to see the huge outline of his junk.
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Hey, what's going on man? It's your boy Lil Dicky aka Mr. Leftward Sloping Penis
I got a story for y'all man, Peep this
You know the verse? Alright, let's go
Now I've been dating this girl named Katie, she hot as hell
And her body crazy, vagina shaving, and it don't smell
And I don't fall for chickens, but this one a little different by the statement
Plus she really good at making bread and chicken
Got me thinking she the one man, even fully clothed, shawty really fun man
Get a lot of hoes, but none of those come close, I swear this the most that I felt so damn exposed
Oh yeah, there's one more thing, and I know this shit gonna sound insane
But I still haven't hit it, I admit it, I wish I was kidding
Never been up inside before, because she's only fucked one guy before
And though I really wanna point this out, she my sweetie, 3.14
So I'm staying patient and masturbating, and now my heart is start a racing
'Cause she said tonight will be the night we do some foreign, that's Katie
Hell yeah, I'm down, I'm 'bout to go all out
I'm gonna pound that crazy like an elaborate black man hashae
But on the way to the crib we pass this ***, and he seem to know who Katie is
So I say "Who this?" and she say "Dickie, this is my ex-boyfriend"
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